{"id":34,"date":"2014-12-01T17:12:05","date_gmt":"2014-12-01T16:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/?p=34"},"modified":"2019-06-27T11:02:08","modified_gmt":"2019-06-27T09:02:08","slug":"do-you-want-to-work-for-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"Do you want to work for us ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are hiring !<br \/>\nWorking for liegendepinguins.nl turns out to be major stress-level-elevating and not terribly good for your health.<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t get any rewards and payment is, to say the least, lousy and not enough to feed your cat.<br \/>\nSkills we are NOT looking for at the moment :<\/p>\n<p>* Social and userfriendly<br \/>\n* Any knowledge of anything even remotely computer or IT related<br \/>\n* Any knowledge of anything else too<br \/>\n* Working all hours of the day (also known as 24\/7 shifts)<br \/>\n* Good communicating skills, everybody understands what you are saying<br \/>\n* Any certification, diplomas, rewards or buttons\/prizes<\/p>\n<p>So if you are still interested and want to have a chat about working for us, we will consider a chat when you buy us dinner (and you are not invited) and offer us a major bribe. <\/p>\n<p>Please contact us using the contact form on this website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are hiring ! Working for liegendepinguins.nl turns out to be major stress-level-elevating and not terribly good for your health. You don&#8217;t get any rewards and payment is, to say the least, lousy and not enough to feed your cat. Skills we are NOT looking for at the moment : * Social and userfriendly * &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/?p=34\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Do you want to work for us ?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[16,8,14,7,15,10,13,12,11,17,6,9],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-algemeen","category-uncategorized","tag-asshole","tag-bribe","tag-computer","tag-female-slaves","tag-it","tag-job","tag-linux-2","tag-payment","tag-skills","tag-useless-tag","tag-white-slaves","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51,"href":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/51"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.liegendepinguins.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}